Because one is not enough.

Chat

A text conversation between me and my dad while my mom and I were on the way home.
  • Dad: Haluh. Saan na kayo?
  • Kiara: Halo also. We are on our way home. The eagle has just left the building. Over.
  • Dad: You mean the big fat eagle and the big puson eagle? Ok I'm waiting for you now. Over and out.
  • Kiara: You're craysee. Bye.
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  • "Big fat" stems from an inside joke, and needless to say, it refers to me. "Big puson" refers to my mother who is endowed with quite a tummy. K.

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